A 3-Decker Toadstool & Saurkraut Sandwich...

You're number one! I came across this pic a few weeks back and forgot to post it. The "1,000-wordness" instantly reminded me of the lyrics to Dr. Suess' fictional character the Grinch...never made the connection before but when I did, I couldn't stop laughing...Remember this picture when you're at the gas pump, yo...then sit 'n spin...

Mr. Grinch:

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch...
You're a bad banana with -- a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch...
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch...
Given the choice between the two of you... I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch:
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich... with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, with a nauseous super "naus".
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch...
Your soul is an appalling dump heap -
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable...
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, you're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch...
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink!"
"Stank!"
"Stunk!"